The City of Sin: Take it like it is or go to Idaho
By Royal Hopper
The City of Sin has always been a place where legends say you can be yourself .however weird or out of the mainstream you are ..
“I am who I am deal with it,” the very ambiance of the place seems to say.
A man sits on a bench at a bus stop in the City of Sin. His Sienna colored tropical leisure suit fitting tightly around the equally Sienna colored vest the Italian style halter stop tshirt peering out from his leather like sun tanned skin. In contrast to his darkly tanned skin around his head sit’s a glow in the dark white IPOD of some kind. His head rocks back and forth to the music it plays. He is oblivious to the stares he is drawing as he drifts away on his version of Rock n Roll. An archetype Sinner he is who he is and just doesn’t care what others fell about who he is.
A group of drinking buddies stumble through a casino each wearing a different decade of decadence .. . . The 80s Goth Punker striding side by side with the Chic Hippie look, grunge boy looking confused as his friends push the mid 70s hip length leather coat bushy mustache and print rayon button up dude. Okay maybe I had a closet full of 70s shirts but I never had the cheesy mustache .. . . Mine was cool.
Ahole season is just around the corner and the aholes are polishing up their condescending attitudes .. .practicing not tipping and displaying the labels on their $80 T shorts as they push their way to the front of the line for the free give aways and 2 for 1 buffet specials.
Jogger Report .. . . . It is this time of year when the sun begins to shine the day long in the desert that most species of Sinners begins to make their first appearance. This week the pale people of winter started appearing on Las Vegas Boulevard perhaps realizing that they look really bad in shorts with that layer of winter fat caressing their silicon skin they try for all the world to pretend jogging is something they do all the time.
Drama Queen: It is a fact that you have to do a lot to get attention in the City of Sin. We have seen it all and most of the time just don’t give a rats gluts why you are dressed like alien Elvis from the third Elvis eats LA on rye with mayonnaise movie.
That in the City of Sin baby
Take Care Fellow Sinners