The Were Idiot stalks the City of Sin
By Royal Hopper
In one part of the City of Sin a woman bites down with all her might on the plastic shrubbery in one of that casinos fancier artificial landscapes. She tells the people who come to stop her that the forces of Mordor are right behind her.
In another section of the City of Sin a man with a dish towel wrapped around his head sits down calmly at a slot machines and begins mumbling “magic words” at it as he calmly tries to force it accept the Walgreens coupons he holds as cash and then points at his watch and screams more magic words at the machine as it for some reason remains silent and judgmental.
Finally on a Sin City backstreet a man in costume accosts a man twice his size steals the mans paper bag and runs out into traffic having just committed a felony and nearly been killed for what looks like a half eaten hamburger. The bad ass he stole the burger from more confused and amused than angry walks away shaking his head.
All across the casino world a new kind of creature is roaming the byways and hallways of the City of Sin under the bright glare of the full moon.
Ordinary men and women by the light of day these creatures of the night are transformed by the pale reflected light on the moon into a devilish form of not dead beings of pure .evil..alcohol, insanity and polyester.
The season of the Were idiot has arrived in full force.
The Were Idiot is making its mark in Sin City..That’s right I said Were idiots .You know about werewolves and we have talked about were cats. The were idiot is the real threat to Las Vegas and they cant be kept at bay with silver or garlic and they don’t glow in the dark.
There is something in the City of Sin _ in the water maybe _ that makes normally functional people act like complete dingbats with the rise of moon and the falling of night or in the day or in between for that matter.
People of Sin City lets put our heads together and find a way to drive back the were idiots before the disease sweeps this city and endangers us all.
That’s Life in the City of Sin
Take Care Sinners