Hanging out on the strip _ Royal Hopper

Hanging out on the strip _ Royal Hopper

Every week people leave money and luggage and valuables lying in plain sight while they use the restroom or eat lunch or have their forth $2 shot of whiskey and are surprised when it is gone when they get back and are offended when the casino full of thousands of drunken gamblers somehow does not shut down it outrage. Every year working men and women vote republican. I don’t get it..

Jaywalking in Sin City

by Royal Hopper 

A man in a white T-shirt stumbles unsteadily into traffic on Las Vegas Boulevard looking both ways as he reaches the middle of the northbound lane and stumbles drunkenly to a stop. The man,  lets call him DDJ (Dumbass Drunk Jaywalker) appears to suddenly realize ..that he is in the middle of the road .he is in Las Vegas,  there is a car coming from both directions and a fence across the road he is trying to cross.

Jaywalking in Sin City is a lot like running through pack of hungry dogs with a bucket of chicken strapped to your chest or betting your rent money on a hard eight. It is risky and kind of stupid.

Perhaps for the same reason people visit this wonderfully dysfunctional city time and time again after it has repeated smacked them on the nose like misbehaving poodle caught drinking from the toilet is people who are here do the same bizarre things over and over again.

by Royal

by Royal

No matter how many times they are told someone always ends up missing their wallet after a rendezvous with a chick they met in a bar ten minutes before..who told them to taker a shower or have a taste of their spiked fizzy grape juice before the rendezvous.
“She seemed like a nice girl,” said so many older guys who for ten minutes seem to always believe the beautiful young girl offering to sleep with them for rent money was somehow not a hooker and would never dream of stealing their stuff while they were unconscious or in the shower.

Every week people leave money and luggage and valuables lying in plain sight while they use the restroom or eat lunch or have their forth $2 shot of whiskey and are surprised when it is gone when they get back and are offended when the casino full of thousands of drunken gamblers somehow does not shut down it outrage. Every year working men and women vote republican. I don’t get it..

peek a boo _ Royal

peek a boo _ Royal

Jaywalking in the City of Sin is a little like that. It is always a little silly in any major city and especially stupid in Las Vegas. Chances are some drunken idiot is going to spot you jaywalking and speed up or maybe he will not spot you until he is ten miles down the road and notices his beat up Toyota is pulling to the left for some reason.
“Oh look there is a tourist under my bumper. How did that happen?”

Every year several people are run over while crossing the street in other words while jaywalking>>> but every night on my way to work I see drunken or impatient or naïve tourists and locals alike jogging across a busy Sin City intersection in a haphazard pattern oblivious to the proximity of their likely demise.

What about our above Jaywalker who dashed into traffic with a traffic light controlled cross walk just 30 years down the road. Fortunately this idiot it was a slow night in the City of Sin. He dashed forward into the intersection, stopped just short of running into the tall metal fence that divided the boulevard in that section of the City. Perhaps realizing his mistake he

King of Drama and Comedy and Lord of Decadence, Master of the Mardis Gras. Fred I think is his name _ Royal

King of Drama and Comedy and Lord of Decadence, Master of the Mardis Gras. Fred I think is his name _ Royal

stumbled and turned on a dime and dashed into the cross walk where he should have been in the first place and where the light was just staring to turn to protect pedestrians crossing the street. Two heavy commuters cars sped through the intersection and the one that was bearing down on him stopped for the light and the Jaywalker jogged lightly across the street saving a good 20 seconds or so in his haste and only being struck by traffic two or three times. Hurray for him..

That is life in the City of Sin Fellow Sinners
Take Care

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Psychic Reader the perfect Las Vegas business _ Royal

Psychic Reader the perfect Las Vegas business _ Royal

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