Sin City is for grown ups
By Royal Hopper
When does a man is so intoxicated he begins citing Gandhi as his reason for being drunk off his ass in a Sin City casino.
When this ethanol enhanced philosopher talks endlessly about the inevitable mortality of man and his desire to be with a tall young African American Woman before he leaves the City of Sin as he is escorted to his room in the upper reaches of a Sin City hotel.
On another sultry December day in the City of Sin a child hard of hearing and mentally challenged is found wandering the hallways of a Sin City gambling house alone having slipped out of his room while his parents were sleeping or absent.
In another a young woman is found lying in a hallway so intoxicated that the only name she can give to first responders dispatched to help her is the name of a third world dictator repeated over and over again.
The city of Sin is a place for adults. The legal activities of drinking and gambling and staring at scantily clad women is easy to come by and by law only for adults.
The illegal activities offered by the various criminal professionals in the city ie the paid company of an active sex worker or private dancer a dose of illegal intoxicants or the purchase of illegal and often stolen goods of various usefulness is equally an adult activity unless you have permission from the president written on a piece of scrap paper as one intoxicated gambler insisted he had obtained prior to attempting to secure the services of a lady of the evening.
The bottom line is simply this. Vegas is for grown ups and it doesn’t suffer fools lightly.
As the third week of December 2014 winds down and the Goat Roping denizens of the NFR began to leave the City of Sin the Sin City saga continues as it always has.
The question you are asking is central to understanding the holiday season in Sin City. What do you call days like this ? What do you call days with Gandhi quoting gamblers utter while intoxicated, babies are found wandering the hallways of a Sin City casino and young women with a life of promise ahead of them get so drunk they cant stand up and name third world dictators as their family patriarch ??
There is only one thing we here in the City of Sin call such an event. There is one label us Sinners put on such happenings.
We call it Thursday. .
That’s life in the City of Sin Brothers and Sisters
Take care fellow Sinners